Extra Dirty Tease 🫒 - Knitted crew neck sweater
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The Perfect Tease

Extra Dirty Tease 🫒 - Knitted crew neck sweater

Sale price$80.00
Size:2XS
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🍸 Shaken not stirred.

This martini-ready sweater turns up the heat and the humor with a bold front graphic and a cheeky olive print on the back. It’s soft, lightweight, and knows how to dress up or down—whether you're sipping cocktails or causing a scene. Because being a little extra never looked this good.

Details:

  • 55% cotton, 45% polyester
  • Fabric weight: 13.27 oz./yd.² (450 g/m²)
  • Ultra-soft, lightweight knit
  • Unisex fit with classic crew neck
  • Machine washable
  • Blank product sourced and fulfilled in China
  • May shrink slightly after the first wash (like our ex’s ego)
  • Wash at 30–40°C to keep it smooth and spicy

Shipping Notes:
Available in CA, UK & US. Fulfillment: 7–14 days. Shipping may take up to 2 weeks based on your location.

Product measurements

This size guide shows product measurements taken when products are laid flat. Actual product measurements may vary by up to 1" because they’re custom-made.

product-measurements

A - 1/2 chest width

B -  Length

C - Sleeve length

Size chart

Size Label A B C
3XS 16 ¼ 22 ½ 21 ⅜
2XS 17 ⅜ 23 ⅝ 22 ½
XS 18 ½ 24 ¾ 23 ⅝
S 19 ½ 25 ¾ 24 ¾
M 20 ½ 26 ¾ 25 ⅝
L 22 27 ¾ 26
XL 23 ⅝ 28 ¾ 26 ⅜
2XL 25 ¼ 29 ¾ 26 ¾
3XL 26 ¾ 30 ⅛ 27
HOT OFF THE PRESS (IN 2–4 DAYS) 🔥
  • Each piece you order is made on demand—crafted just for you, not pulled from a dusty warehouse shelf. That’s how we keep things sustainable, intentional, and personal.
  • Over 90% of our products are ready to ship within 2–4 business days. Occasionally, certain items may take a little longer due to temporary stock delays or our high quality standards, but we’ll always do our best to keep things moving quickly. After that, shipping times vary based on where the product is coming from. Tracking will be sent to you once the product is shipped!
  • Please note: Once your order enters production, it can’t be changed or canceled. And while we aim for fast fulfillment, we’re not able to guarantee exact delivery dates.

Thanks for your patience and for choosing thoughtful fashion!

Keep Me Cute: Wash Tips
  • Keep it chill — wash me cold, inside-out, and be gentle (like a good first date).
  • Skip the drama — no bleach unless you *have* to, and fabric softeners? They’re not on the guest list.
  • I like it low and slow — tumble dry low or hang me up to live a long, fabulous life.
  • Iron only if you must, inside-out, on low. And never, ever touch the print.
  • Dry cleaning? Please. I’m high-maintenance, not impossible. Just say no.
Sustainability & Ethics 🌱

We don’t believe in fast fashion flings. Each piece is made to order, just for you, the moment you click “add to cart.” That means it takes a little longer to arrive, but it also means less waste, less overproduction, and way more intention.

Thanks for choosing slow style over throwaway trends — your closet (and the planet) thanks you!

How We Keep It Clean, Cute & Conscious:

  • 🇺🇸 Cut and dyed in the USA — because local love matters (USA Strong)
  • 🧵 Lovingly assembled in Central America by people who are treated and paid fairly — because good fashion shouldn’t come with bad karma
  • 🙅‍♀️ WRAP certified and sweatshop-free — we keep our hands clean and our vibes ethical
  • ⚖️ Finished in countries that actually care about labor laws — radical, right?
  • 💧 Uses 7x less water than your average tee — because thirsty fashion isn’t our thing
  • ☀️ Solar-powered production where possible — we harness the sun so your tee can shine brighter
  • 🌿 Printed with eco-friendly inks and fabrics — because your fit should be fierce *and* future-friendly

***Covers most of the closet icons: tees, tanks, hoodies, long sleeves — aka everything your wardrobe would literally stage a protest without.***

Fast Fashion? Nah. Fast Delivery? Kinda.

We don’t just serve looks—we deliver them.

Your order ships from the nearest of our fabulous hubs: the USA, Canada, or UK. We route it strategically so your tees arrive quicker than your last situationship ended.

We partner with trusted postal and courier services, depending on your location. Shipping options and delivery estimates will show up at checkout—because surprises are cute in dating, not in shipping.

(GPSR) Compliant 🤩

Age restrictions: For adult; EU Warranty: 2 years

In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), The Perfect Tease, LLC and SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at gpsr@sindenventures.com. You can also write to us at 480 Carol Place, Pelham, NY 10803 or Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.